It's Been a While, Mr. Bond...

You've successfully beaten my men and had sex with my obligatory female slave. She is in the process of dying as we speak. So, Mr. Bond, I think you need to ask yourself... What are you waiting for?

Yeah, yeah, it's been a while. I think what happened was what they refer to as.... burnout. Never fear my pretties, for I have returned with a bigger, badder batch of stuff you should stay away from, and owing to the fact that advertisers are starting to get smart (I know, I can't believe I just said it either), BaD is expanding its operations to consumer reviews and reports. That's right, wondering what your night lotion is really doing to your face? Convinced that your Swifter is turning into a gremlin at night and tormenting your dog? I'll do the research so you don't have to, and together we shall rule the wo-

Wait, no, sorry. I mean the Forbidden List will get bigger and we'll all get a little wiser. It's a good plan, no?